I Bet I Get a Lot of Comments for This

Ok,ok, I am back. This is going to short. I hope to (no promises) have something a bit longer and more substantive later this week. Here Goes

How many Fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None, the church split over whether to use 60 or 100 watt bulbs.

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