I Bet I Get a Lot of Comments for This
Ok,ok, I am back. This is going to short. I hope to (no promises) have something a bit longer and more substantive later this week. Here Goes
How many Fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the church split over whether to use 60 or 100 watt bulbs.
Feel free to add your own twists.
How many Fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the church split over whether to use 60 or 100 watt bulbs.
Feel free to add your own twists.
posted by Heavy G at 24.7.06
37 Comments:
I say
All of them, but they need to feel led by the spirit to do it
That is hilarious. I would go over with the 60 watters for sure
I've now been here a dozen times and still cannot come up with something funny to add. I just wanted you to know I like this post and
...I'll be back.
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Heavy G,
How 'bout,
we don't care just as long as there's a pot luck!
I take it your church family doesn't know about this blog... Is that a fair presumption?
You should change the name of your blog to Reluctant Blogerist.
Face it Jefe. It's over. You're just an occasional blog reader, not a member of the blogosphere.
Comments occur more often when you post new things - just a weird thought I had - - - - - - - - -
I keep thinking, "Maybe I'm being rude not looking at heavy g's blog" but then I come here and am reminded...
If you're experiencing writer's block, maybe you could post something about your wonderful sister-in-law.
Hey Jeff,
I have been checking this blog for over 2 months now and nothing has changed. I think it is a bad sign when the most activity on your blog is in your comment section. Come on, give us something! Maybe a good story from the glory days at Moody? :)
I thought I would come to try and keep your blog alive. You have had some of your best stuff this month...oh that's right you didn't write anything.
Well, you were right about one thing. You have gotten a lot of comments for this post.
Scott has some new material for your post...
Booring!
You asked me to link you to my blog...why was that?
Can you hear me now?
I have been greatly encouraged by this post for so long...I just keep hoping you will come up with one more...
Still faithfully checking - hoping someday there will be something new - - - --
Still faithfully checking - hoping someday there will be something new - - - --
If I come here one more time and there isn't something new...I'm gonna curse!
Post already!
...Water Wings anyone?
Curse!
I am now removing your sorry carcass from my links. I hope you're insulted!
None - If the Lord had wanted us to change light bulbs he would have put it in the Bible.
Eleven -
Seven on the light research committee, Three making calls to the light changers phone tree and then pastor finally doing it himself.
None-
God created light and we have no business elevating ourselves to that stature.
You Light Changing Heathen!
One-
But Ethel did it wrong last time and was excommunicated from future light bulb changing after a members meeting.
No one else has volunteered.
One-
As long as the person can do it without a prideful attitude of their accomplishments.
One-
But it won't do any good. The members voted not to waste tithe on frivolous worldly things like electricity, when that money could be spent on something more spiritual.
One-
As long as they don't put their hands above their heads while doing it.
Charismatics on the other hand have no trouble changing light bulbs.
One-
As long as they do it with sound doctrine.
This of course will be 'discussed' committee.
One-
But we're currently trying to decide 'how' to change it.
All that has been decided is that we have to do it differently than the Baptist, Catholics, Charismatics Episcopalians and Methodists.
We'll tackle N-Z at next weeks meeting.
Heavy:
Wow.. So I gave you TEN responses,( a couple good ones too) and I don't even get an acknowledgment?
Dude?
kludge
i'm impressed!
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